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Sometimes having three boys is hard

October 12th, 2007 · No Comments · Uncategorized

You know, Anne’s been coming over and we’ve been visiting and here’s this wonderful little cowgirl with such presence and maturity that it’s just a joy to sit for a visit with her.  Kinda makes me wish I’d had a girl around you know?  Then there’s Kenny.  I can’t say I wasn’t given fair warning of just how he was going to try the very essence of my patience.  I mean, this is a child that, at less than 2 yrs old, dumped a full gallon of orange juice onto the carpet, a half gallon of Dawn dishsoap on his bedroom carpet, broke the coffeepot, and ate two chocolate bars all in a span of about 10 minutes.  I should have known.  I should have surgically implanted a device that would warn me when his brain begins to tick but I have a feeling the dang thing would be going off all the time.

Today Vincent had share bag at school and needed something that starts with an “F”.  Here I am in the kitchen washing dishes asking Vincent “what’s this honey?” as I hold up a fork but oh no!  Kenny has the answer.  “I know mom, he should fart in front of the class!  He can do some really good farts!  You could do it couldn’t you Vincent?  Oh Mrs. Janzen would LOVE that!” 

Thankfully, Vincent decided to take the fork, with just a little {ahem} convincing from me.

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